Weird Al Yankovic - Another Tattoo Lyrics

Weird Al Yankovic - Another Tattoo Lyrics:

[inhale]
beautiful tats
all over my back
makes me so proud
i'm gonna shout it out loud
i got another tattoo baby
yeah another tatto baby
(a-noth-noth-nother tattoo)
(noth noth nother tattoo)
no part of me is blank i'm really ink obsessed
it's like an art show the moment that i get undressed
at every job interview they're just so impressed
cause i got all my ex-wives' names on my chest
over here is clay aiken
there's a side of bacon,
and i'm in a torpedo fighting with satan
next to hello kitty and a zombie iceskating and wait
it's ronald reagan

i got these dragons
i got these dolphins
all inscribed on me indelibly
i've had bad reactions
bad infections
even hepatitis c
my friends think that i need therapy
maybe some lazer surgery
for the flaming goat skull on my knee
knee (knee) knee (knee) knee hey
beautiful tats (yeah) all over my back (all over)
and i've got some space here
on the side of my face here
for another tattoo baby
(a-noth-noth-nother tattoo) another tattoo baby
(noth noth nother tattoo) another tattoo baby
no i'm not high (high)
i'm really ok (ok)
i just love these scribbles (haha) that won't go away
i got another tattoo baby
(a-noth-noth-nother tattoo a noth noth noth nother tattoo)
another tattoo baby
(noth noth nother tattoo babe)
(a-noth-noth-nother tattoo)

yeah
yes there were a few
i got from a losing a bet
i misspelled a word or two
still there's nothing i regret
my shopping trips are no sweat
there's never stuff i forget
check out this rad boba fett
he's playing clarinet
beautiful tats (yeah) all over my back (all over)
and what the heck (haha)
there's still room on my neck (waa)
i'll get another tattoo baby
(a-noth-noth-nother tattoo) another tattoo babe
(noth noth nother tattoo)
i don't know why (why)
but every day (day)
whenever folks see me
they just back away (wo)
i got another tattoo
(a-noth-noth-nother tattoo babe)
(noth noth nother tattoo)
another tattoo baby
(a-noth-noth-nother tattoo babe)
(noth noth nother tattoo)
yeah

[bzzt]
d'ow
dehh... ok right there by my elbow. see?
yeah i got a couple of square inches left
so maybe a squid or a tarantula or something
i dunno surprise me
d'ow
mother...

Weird Al Yankovic - TMZ Lyrics

Weird Al Yankovic - TMZ Lyrics:

you're sort of famous

a minor celebrity
and so it only makes sense
the world would be
obsessed with every
single thing you do

they're running 'round
with their camcorders in the night
they lurk impatienly
in hope that they just might
see something really embarrassing
you do

the bad hair day and sweat-stained t-shirts
that's the story that
they are gonna feature
with exclusive pics
of your flabby behind
you think you're all alone
but that's right when you'll find

a bunch of paparazzi
popping out of nowhere
cameras in your face
and then suddenly
you're on tmz
you're on tmz

following you
when you're walking down the street
and asking stupid questions
while you're trying to eat
so you cover your face
thinking to yourself
"hey, isn't this creepy?"

and they are there praying
you'll have a big meltdown
and take a mono-lethal car chase
through this whole town
they'll be there with you
when you're going to jail
first on the scene
for every wardrobe fail

you just picked up some transvestite
seconds later
it's up on the website
get a vegas wedding
a quickie divorce
and they'll be
sneaking in
snapping pictures, of course

and if they ever catch you
picking your nose
or storming down the street
in a drunken spree
you're on tmz

stalking you, just waiting by a frontal
trailing you through
airport security
they were tmz

they were tmz

[we caught this oscar nominee picking up dog poop
is that a baby back there?
i pronounce you guilty, of leaving the house while fat
look who's drinking coffee,
everything celebrities do is fascinating]

oh, let me tell you
it's getting to the point
where a famous person can't
even get a d.u.i
or go on a racist rant
those guys are all around
so you really shouldn't dare
go to every club in town
if you just lost your underwear

seems that every single time
a star decides to shave her hair
or ram their car into a tree
they're on tmz

if they catch you peeing in the bushes
later on, that night
well, i guarantee
you're on tmz
you're on tmz

you're on tmz

every single celebrity
knows they're gonna be

they're on tmz

Weird Al Yankovic - Party In The CIA Lyrics

Weird Al Yankovic - Party In The CIA Lyrics

i moved out to langely recently
with a plain and simple dream;
wanna infiltrate some third-world place
and topple their regime.

their men in black with their matching suitcases;
where everything's on a need-to-know basis;
agents got that swagger;
everyone so cloak and dagger.

i'm feelin' nervous but i'm really kinda wishing
for another undercover mission

that's when the red alert came on the radio
and i put my earpiece on!
got my dark sunglasses on!
and i had my weapon drawn!

so i get my handcuffs,
my cyanide pills,
my classified dossier!

tappin' the phones like yeah, shreddin' the files like yeah,
and then i rised all the enemy spies i've got to neutralize today.

yeeeaaahhh, it's a party in the cia!
yeeeaaahhh, it's a party in the cia!

i've done a couple of crazy things that have almost got me dismissed,
like terminate some head of state who wasn't even on my list.

burn that microfilm buddy, will you,
i'd tell you why but then i'd have to kill you!

you need a quickie confession?
well, start a waterboarding session!

no hurry on this south american dictator
i'll assassinate him later
that's when he walked right in my laser sights,
and my silencer was on,
and my silencer was on,
and another target's gone!

yeah, we've got our backups all over the world, from kazakhstan to bombay;
payin' the bribes like yeah, pluggin' the leaks like yeah;
interrogating the scum of the earth, we'll break them by the break of day!

yeeeaaahhh, it's a party in the cia!
yeeeaaahhh, it's a party in the cia!

need a country to stabilize?
look no further, we're your guys!
we've got snazzy suits and ties,
and a better damn old plan than the fbi!

better put your hands up and get in the van,
or else you'll get blown away!
stagin' a coup like yeah,
brainwashin' moles like yeah,
we only torture the folks we don't like,
you're probably going to be ok!

yeeeaaahhh, it's a party in the cia!
yeeeaaahhh, it's a party in the cia!