Mystro - 2011 UK Rap Up Lyrics

Mystro - 2011 UK Rap Up Lyrics:

Back again for the third time round
Yea theres a lot of madness happening in the world right now
But em for all those out there who are forgetting
Heres the UK rap up for 2011
For real the years are passing too quick
Its bad enough we had to start this hearing the heartless crew split
The economies heading a place it ain’t supposed to go
Shame we cant blame it all on david hayes broken toe
But while the banks Carried on skunking their mislead clients
Jodie marsh did the fatima whitbread diet
The media exposed all the dumb things people had to say
I think it started off with Richard Keys and Andy Gray
The MTV list truly got us baffled
Enough that even ghetto was asking who’s on the panel
The M.E.T was disappointed for the same old reasons
Had us all campaigning for K Koke’s freedom
The Police system really tryna head to the pits
So I can fully relate when smiler said he was sick
But before we go further let me do this like i’m supposed to
R.I.P Smiley Culture
For real the year saw a mass amount of scandals
And a whole bunch of crimes not even Rastamouse could handle
Lord Taylor went to jail cos he stashed loads of cheques
And Dappy we get the picture now you have no regrets
Oh and OG Niki if rap don’t get you famous
Skeptas got some strong links in adult entertainment
The decision was made easily
To hand this year un-beweavable award out to Mischa B
So let that occupy your St Pauls to keep the peace
And ease the grief form you and Kelly’s Tulisa beef
Well everyones hearts warming to Little Mix
Were so Stereotypical no Rizzle Kicks
The hate for Cher Lloyds to heavy for the scale
But she put on more unsigned rappers than anybody else
Maybe the scene would actually back her
If she could at least give us the true meaning of Swagger Jagger
Prince William and Kate tied the knot
And Cheryl Coles run in USA kinda flopped
Big brother came back a show that made an effort
But everybody else felt The Only Ways Is Essex
Salut Jamal Edwards a pro at work
First he hit us with that crazy Google Chrome advert
Then to confirmed hows he’s paved the way for the whole scene to grow
Channel 4 went and gave him his own TV show
While everyone was catching jokes off Phone Shop
The UK battle scene is broke cos the dough flopped
Ps3 showed how backwards they hustle
While Low-Key did us proud with the Soundtrack to the Struggle
Shouts to Maverick Sabre he jumped on a major
Bigz said he just wants the paper
My Tram Experience weren’t a nice way to travel
That woman should dealt with like the Grime Daily channel
An Wretch did more than satisfy his appetite
He rolled through like a Tractor and you can see that in Black and White
And thought the internet kinda said he was troublesome
Shout to Example for finally getting a number one
Sway still speeding and without a doubt the whole year was great for Ed Sheeran
And when you thought the scene could never go this far
JME drops the Boy Better Know sim card
We said farewell to News of the World
Because of News Internationals abuse of the world
Hearing lies that never hit the news
And like Crept and Konan had us questioning their views
See political next levels of race still double high
Police bribery phone hacking to Russian spies
Its no wonder everything so wild
When were seeing more corruption than a Windows File
And so people protest with hopes the world starts to listen
Then the country ends in one big Dale Farm eviction
But the powers that prefer to keep you quiet
Found out that when protests ain’t heard they can turn into a riot
They claim mindless thugs organised all the crimes
But how can somebody mindless be organised
There blaming kids for the word spreading
But really who can spread new more speedier than the media
The TV screen had us all gazing at it
The UK seeing at least 4 days of madness
We saw youts getting too wrestless on their school holidays
But the government shut down all the youth centres
An opportunist doing nothing good
All Attack The Blocks tryna be Top Boy in Annuva Hood
Looting and robbing for every innocent victim sake
We need to get to the root of the problem
Still Carnival was great
The riots had us scared to look our biggest street party in its Face
England won the Ashes from Australia for once
And Charlie Sloth made it on Radio One
January saw a bunch of earthquakes
Im not sure how many we had since
But ill probably blame the biggest one on Labrinth
Now the futures looking bright as ever
On that note salut goes to Jessie J and Tinie Tempah
For both smashing the states with their sales
But awards for thats gotta go straight to adele
Doing great for herself and the whole world can see
Glad you made it through that throat surgery
Yea we learnt that British Gas fees are what we truly got to bring down
Oh yea and Wayne Rooney’s got a fringe now
Scott Brown was making us laugh
And MOBO’S got taken over by KG and Marsden
David Starky dissed my ancestors
Plus theres a rumour that John Terry and Suarez might be racists
What the Fifa dude said wasn’t smart
And he should be begging more pardons than Jeremy Clarkson
Rest In Peace Steve jobs he left nations looking silly
iPhones are having proper conversations with their Siri’s
We lost so many so let me take this time out
To say R.I.P Amy Winehouse
Gary speed, Gary Mason, Ken Russel
Mark Duggan condolences to those who love you
When death wants war we rarely ever win the battle
On that note rest in peace to the legend Jimmy Saville
The year was sad at times
Don’t believe me ask man United and City who are both Heading to Channel 5
The coalition backed out of many handouts
Kids lost sight during the Blackberry Blackout
The moped robberies caused major concerns
Shout to Lord of the Mic’s they made a return
Ghost Poet blessed us with poems
And everybody thought Jess was a postman
Mic Righteous and English Frank have seen attention
Dot rotten and Benny Banks need a mention
For signing on the dotted line we got to give them that
And shouts to Emilie Sande for putting Scotland on the map
Shouts to our producers and the bangers they did
Salut to both Beat Butcher and Alex the Kid
Respect to all the real talent coming through
That ain’t playing games kinda like Tevez when he’s a substitute
Making sure that hard work ain’t going unnoticed
All trine achieve the Ultimate Otis
Wether or not you grow to become respected
Heres hoping you get further than Mo from the Young Apprentice
And if you hear me let try and live this next year like its our last
No Mayan Calendar Theory
And anyone I forgot send a shout to yourselves
Welcome to 2012

Mystro – UK 2010 Rap Up Lyrics

Mystro – UK 2010 Rap Up Lyrics:

So for the second time Skillz I need to shout at you my friend

cause that time of year has come around here again

plus a bunch of people round from my ends are telling me

they want the UK rap up for 2010

now N-DUBz campaigned for bullying to quit

until Dappy’s voicemail of him bullying a chick

though they proved it wasnt time up yet

with 3 number one albums in a row, that defines success

the Plan B’s in need of a celebration

for real, his whole years been reeking of elevation

from movie screens across the nation

to having kids who can’t read search for the meaning of defamation

this year a lot of decisions were hard to make

like who’s a better singer? Cher Lloyd or Chardonnay

Haye versus Harrison actually got us hype

until we watched it like, wait, this is actually not a fight

it looked wrong like my chipped up teeth

it lasted about as long as that Lowkey and Chipmunk beef

the underground handed back packs

and while Giggs proved critics wrong

and showed them all what the cat dragged in

as for Englands performance at the World Cup

the way them man played, it felt like they never even turned up

who else felt Rooney should have stepped aside for good?

instead this fool got caught doing the Tiger Woods

George Micheal ? drinking and driving

and I’m telling you as if thats surprising

we learnt most are messy with their business

and also to never introduce John Terry to the missus

before Wikileaks were trying to bring the truth

Charlie Sloth was blasting off with them Fire in the Booths

salute to you for showing talent matters

as long as you promise to never invite ? rappers

the Pope paid a little visit

that cost the country 20 mill and most are still waiting for the visit

? the voice on that girl was annoying as hell and made you want to poisen yourself

she still gained respect from most people

and big up to Rinse FM for going legal

theres a Royal Marriage on the way

but I swear there’s more excitement at the fact it means we get another Bank holiday

before that great news from Kate and William

who remembers giggling to Caramels no chicken wings

You see KG or Marston, thank them, they had us all laughing at Shadrack and The Man Dem

while independant artists struggled to make a wager,

MP’s like David ? were making paper

we learnt even politicans twist there rules

the same year we found out being a dickheads cool

finally Big Brother is disappeared now

I say that like thats something we really care about

the truth is, we’ll just have to face it

cause even those who hate it, were trapped in the X-factor matrix

everyone has gon nuts and washed up

them autotune and miming fiasco’s didn’t stop much

I should be making this up

but ironically Ironik found twitter to be the pain in butt

dubstep blazed the competition, everybody and their Gran knows the words now to Katy on The Mission.

while Magnetic man got the peoples love too

Pro Green showed he was a Monster in the jungle.

Thats gotta mean thats he’s big

man you see what he did with that next level 360 vid

how that was done still baffled me

but not as much as Mobos getting rid of the DJ category

Sov felt that it was time that she came out

Ireland was in need of a financial bailout

England won the cricket ’cause Pakistan were paid to lose

and it’s true a lot of rappers started making moves

from what I saw though, this guy was everywhere

so we can’t deny that ’010 was Tinie Tempah’s year

the kid was living large, he made us Pass Out and then get Frisky

as if it was Written In The Stars

plus he bought Labrinth out the background

which truly let the sun shine with clear skies no ash cloud

even Simon Cowell had to respect his vision

signed him up with no need for reality television

award for most twitter beef besides a lot of laughter

well thats got to go to Grimes God-Father

he made the net go a little bit wild

even more so when he uploaded them zip files

and while people joined Twitter cause of Wiley

Skepta got the go ahead to introduce Diddy on a grime beat

Tinchy still remains kosher

he bought the big players on the field then showed us it’s Game Over

while Craig David was still taking time out

Ricky Hatton got caught doing the Amy Winehouse

and speaking of snow, that hit us hardcore

and became more reliable than public transport

Aggro Santos was eating kangeroo meat

I mean on TV and it really was a kangeroo’s meat

?, award to Jessie J for breaking through to show us all

she can Do It Like A Dude

from independant turning major

now she’s bout to do more damage then the Peckham terminator

and yeah there’s more but before that gets me sidetracked

R.I.P Gregory Isaacs

Remember Lethal B and NDubz were beefing

like Lord Sugar and Piers Morgan via tweeting

shout to Naomi Campbell

believe there’s an unbe-weavable award that I’ve got to hand you

the hung parliament formed a coalition

Clegg bent over and Cameron took position

and now the Government has plagued us with madness

there cutting all the funding but raised up the taxes

they should’ve known we wouldn’t go quiet

no wonder student demonstrations turned into some full blown riots

we had to act colder, cause them cutting benefits were messed up

and thats word to Wagner’s bad shoulder

when people said Ayo from the family couldn’t rap

Devlin definitely put Dagenham on the map

and D Double’s name flocked the streets like the pigeons

when he dropped the Street Fighter riddim, hold tight

as for the World cup bid we sent the 3 lions

to learn it’s either big rig or someones been lying

I hope Susan Boyle inspired some people

she did something that aint been done since the Beatles

Look out for Mystrogen the album you’ll be getting from me

you know that’s bound to get a mention

cause now we’re at the end

and shout to those that I’m forgetting

Welcome to 2011.