Skillz - 2011 Rap Up Lyrics

Skillz - 2011 Rap Up Lyrics:

Well excuse me, take a few minutes to mellow out
Your boy Skillz back on the mic to tell about
The year 2011, who else gonna spit it to you?
And since you keep asking, I guess (I’m gonna give it to you)

The year started off with predictions galore
With birds falling out the sky and fish washing ashore
Great! What a way to start the race
Then Gucci Mane gets an ice cream cone tatted on his face
Thinking about a face tat? Reconsider
Ciara got played by Rihanna on twitter
Kim K proved she could hardly sing
And we got caught up in the madness of Charlie Sheen
(Winning!)
If you didn’t hear, Rebecca Black’s best day of the week?
Worst song of the year
And the quake left the coast of Japan in ruins
Y’all watched the royal wedding
Like you actually knew ‘em!
And the government was slacking and causing distractions
Talking about shutting down. I knew that wasn’t gonna happen!
I shout Obama though in sinister fashion
Cause we ended up toe-tagging the boy Bin Laden
But Oprah tho? She went out like a pro
And kept it real classy for her very last show
Got her own network, but that’s moving kinda slow
The moral of the story is “be careful what you ask for”
Anthony Weiner had it rough
Weiner tweeted his weiner, fam I aint making this up!
And the media wins, cause I’d be damned if we
Couldnt take our eyes of Casey Anthony
Innocent? I was sure they caught her
Is it me or that one bad episode of Law & Order
And Schwarzenegger? He need a life teacher
Bruh, you going raw tho? In the housekeeper?
And every girl in the world went crazy
When Beyonce announced she was having her baby
That’s power! But ladies, you can calm down
It’s not like you getting invited to a baby shower!
And Kim K said the wedding wasn’t fake
Her marriage? That was shorter than the East Coast earthquake
And yeah we watched the throne
But Lil Wayne’s jeggings? Man, them pants had a life of they own
A couple twitter beefs got escalated
But the best one was Ray J and Fab in Vegas
They had me laughing out loud
I wonder where Ray is (I’m with the money team)
Protestors got deep, and people went from
Occupying Wall Street to occupying all streets
Technology? Full-blown
Cause if you don’t have an iPhone
Well.. you don’t have an iPhone
RIP to Steve Jobs fasho
Cause that’s how you change the world before you go
Conrad Murray tho? Hit with fines
And found guilty, he gon have to do that time
Herman Cain rocked out and dropped out
The NFL dodged it, but the NBA had a lockout
That threw the season off-course
Damn Kobe! No prenup? Now a divorce?
Vanessa gonna see a lot of cake
So don’t be surprised if Kobe misses every shot he takes
This year was so crazy, and that old lady
Know damn well that Bieber aint fathered her baby
Just cause I wanna do it, for no reason at all
I’mma just throw in a “Maybach Music”
The troops came home and that was great
There’s no humor to be found in
What was done at Penn State
3000 home runs, Jeter’s the dude
And people still getting famous off of Youtube views
The white girl rapping was my choice
But where’s the homeless guy? The one with the radio voice!
Kept winning tho, and you ain’t gotta be a wife
To be on the wife reality show
A lot of death’s this year, was a shame to see
From Amy Winehouse to my man Heavy D
We lost a lot of people to say the least
And they will all be missed, may they rest in peace
Y’all take care of yourselves
And make sure you celebrate life in 2012

Skillz – 2010 Rap Up Lyrics

Skillz – 2010 Rap Up Lyrics:

(We got Skillz)

[Skillz]

Aight, it’s time to get in

now where should I begin?

to run back the ratchetness to 2010

Profound Sounds, ya’ll cut the track up

I’ma get it in, this the 2010 Rap Up!

Now Waka Flocka went hard and got shot in the paint

Kelis went a little harder, took Nas to the bank

all that bread on the monthly, son that’s crazy

did I mention the fact she only had one baby?

then the quake hit Haiti and left us in awe

so pray for them and pray you never see the things they saw

We Are The World got made just to donate bucks

no “I” in we though, I just think we f-cked that up

Sade came back and blessed the world with a gift

John Mayer went there and let the N-word slip

and Yung Berg got robbed by his peers

it’s not ’09 though, he just seems to do that every year

50 Cent tried to take out Ross

look like it ain’t work Fif, you might have to take that loss

Rozay, he had some heat

had everybody from the ‘burbs thinking they was Big Meech

Ross had a good year, that’s fact

But him bagging Stacey Dash?

Mmm, I don’t know ’bout that

now I might sound thirsty

but Erykah Badu’s video? Wooh, Lord have mercy

and I don’t mean to sound foul

but if I could hit that, I’d dress up like a clown right now

so don’t tempt me

and nobody had one

but we was rapping ’bout Beamer, Benz and Bentleys

Mel Gibson, Spazzed out for real

idiots of the year? BP, for the oil spill

and Wayne went to jail for his gat

they said he had a music player, where he hide that at?

no matter where you looked, it was hard to miss Drake

but easy to miss 50 when he lost that weight

LeBron made a decision, that move was bold

but he had to take the heat once the Heat got cold

Hey Cleveland, I’ll holler

‘Bron’s the reason a hot dog in Cleveland will cost ya 84 dollars

the iPhone prototype, that got jacked

shout to rappers that was dumb enough to touch Kat Stacks

I know what you thinking kid

And no, I didn’t touch her, but I know a lot of rappers that did

Kanye had Twitter going nuts

Man y’all funny, since when you cared about the World Cup?

Facebook, talk of the town

And don’t lie, you know you was crying right along with Chris Brown

but in the new year, what I don’t wanna see

is Montana Fishburne or a movie in 3D

and Swizz wifed Alicia Keys

the volcano cloud had me and Jazzy Jeff stuck overseas

and rappers, they weren’t exciting

but I’d hate to see your parents if you came out looking like 50 Tyson

and Antoine Dodson, that was that was just trife

with all that “Hide ya kids and hide ya wife”

man, the industry sucks

cause we started off laughing at both of them

but now they laughing at us

I’m just asking

how Lady Gaga can wear some raw meat?

but y’all call that fashion

and Fantasia, she went the suicide route

oh, you gon kill yourself? Before your album come out?

Lil Wayne came home like jail was a fad

they sold us big iPhones and they called ‘em iPad’s

and we all got barraged

by the many faces and many voices of Nicki Minaj

old girl got it in

and before the year was over she was already beefing with Kim

Lindsay Lohan, behind bars

I guess I wasn’t supposed to notice that a dancer won Dancing With the Stars

The Census came tryna get the count right

and Paris Hilton, well she got caught with the white

and Petey Pablo need a reverend

Dawg, a gun? in an airport? on 9/11?

Obama still tryna do his thing

they caught T.I. with three pills and sent him back to the bing

Miley Cyrus had us at a loss for words

a lot of y’all got addicted to Angry Birds

the miners got freed live on TV

y’all coulda gave ‘em something, maybe a Double Down from KFC

YouTube views, that could get ya some bread

ask that lil white boy with the real big head

Usher came back, and still claiming king

he signed Justin Bieber though, can you say cha-ching?

Willow whipped her hair, and hit the perfect score

rather see hers than anybody on Jersey Shore

Republicans, ha, they still tripping

A Wikileak? nah, where I’m from man, we call that snitching

Raz B and Chris Brown they had some words

I got three for Raz B – You got served!

I hear a lot of Rap Ups getting made for real

ehhh, he’s all right, but he’s not Skillz

with that being said, I send a R.I.P

to Guru, Gary Coleman and Miss Teena Marie

Apache, Eyedea, and Lena Horne the star

Huddy Combs, Hideo, and Cool DJ Lar

May they all rest in heaven

the Rap Up is wrapped up

I’ll catch y’all in 2011